Goldie Blair reminds us of one of these way-too-hot juvenile mommys u might see at one of your kids’ back-to-school/meet-the-parents nights. You know the type…smokin’ sexy, bored, smoking hot, looks like she needs to be pounded, smoking hawt, and sporting some knockers that u just know that babe is dying to wrap around a schlong. (Possibly your ramrod, depending on if you can score some one-on-one time with her.) That’s why it’s not also unbelievable that a hottie this sexy would be lounging by the pool in a teeny white bikini that consists of 2 triangular nipp patches and one miniature piece of wazoo floss. You watch, this is the sort of playgirl they write all these Hopeless Housewife shows about. She’s so bored that the minute that babe acquires a chance to jack off the young pool chap or the well-hung UPS stud, this type of woman jumps at the chance. Not cuz this babe cant fuck anyone else, but because she lives in a glass cage and this babe just wants to be reminded of her younger, free days when that babe ho’ed it up with everybody who came her way. So, do a little public worship next time u bump into a smoking hot babe like Goldie Blair. Suggest her your penis to jerk and tug. It will make her day and she will make u spray.